Sunday, May 26, 2013

This is a slight edit of a story I did a while ago. I think I like this version a little better.

Sculptures.

As he walked around the gallery he shook his head. How exactly am I meant to get interested in sculpture if I can’t work out what it’s meant to be? Fifteen years of working as a police man had taught John Doyle to look at things in new and unexpected ways. That was how you caught people, by thinking outside the box. But this was so outside the box that it was on the other side of the room.

As he stood there he noticed a woman beside him. Long dreadlocked hair hanging over her shoulders “Having trouble with ‘Passion in the subway’?” she asked.

“Not so much trouble, as total incomprehension,“  he replied. That got a laugh out of her.

“That’s OK, most people don’t get it. I’m not too sure I do and I made it. I’m Thenny by the way” she said as John tried to get out an apology. “Come let me show you something that may be more to your taste” she said as she took his hand and lead him through the room and behind a curtain.

“Now this is something I can understand” he said as he looked at the figures. Each one almost looked alive. Frozen in action, it looked as if he could feel the texture of their clothes, the sharpness of weapons. “They all look so lifelike.”

“Thanks. I used techniques that date back thousands of years. The same ones used by the people that created the temples in Athens.” As she spoke she ran her hands over a warrior. Her face looked full of sadness.

All of them looked as if they could date from ancient times. But two, they were very much modern. One was holding a gun in his hand, pointed at a target. The other was shielding his face from something as if too terrified to see what the other was shooting at.

“These ones look kind of,” John voice trailed off as he looked at the gun man’s face.  “He looks just like Louie Santano, and this one is a dead ringer of his brother Marko” he said pointing at the other figure.

“Interesting, I try to avoid faces that can be easily recognised. It spots people getting offended.

“Well there spot on, you’ve even got Marko’s birthmark on his neck,” John said as he inspected the statues.

“Are they bad people?” She asked, sounding more than a little worried.

“Very, Marko’s a drug pusher over on ninth and Louie’s his muscle. They prey on the homeless girls down there.”

 “Thenny, you’re neglecting then guests.” The speaker was a slender man. Most likely her agent or something like that John thought.

“Of cause,” she said as she slipped a hand onto John’s arm and lead him back to the party. “Can’t be having too much fun. Not like it’s a party or anything like that,” she whispered into his ear.

Later that night after all the guests had gone Thenny walked back behind the curtain. Who would have thought that a simple act of self-defence could do so much good?  Placing a hand on Louie’s cheek she smiled. As she did the soft sound of hissing snakes could be heard. Some would have almost said that her hair started to move one its own.

Saturday, May 25, 2013

For the love of it


For the love of it.

 

There are a lot of collectable cards out there.  Ones that are based on old TV shows, some that have shows made around them. Some have games attached to them and can be as simple as who’s got the biggest stat to ones that need a small library of books to understand. Yeah there are all kinds.

Something a lot of people do, if there cards based on a live action show or on real people, is get them to sign the card. In one game based on some old sci-fi show if you get the actor to sign it then it gets new abilities. But mostly it’s just to do with bragging rights.

Ninety nine per cent of the time most are more than happy to sign pretty much anything put in front of them. Including, or should that be especially, body parts. I’ve seen many a young lady coming away from meeting a star with a boob signed. But I’m digressing.

You see I’m into superhero cards. I’ve got a mint condition Rayne Cloud card, she never signs. A signed Steeldude card. But to be honest almost everyone has one of them. The guys all ways happy  to sign things, and he’s kind of in love with himself.

No, the big name supers are easy to get. There forever turning up at big events. It’s the lesser known ones, that’s where the true connoisseur finds what he’s after.   A lot of people throw them out when they open a pack and find one in it. They don’t understand that it’s because there not big names that their so hard to find.

Last week I met a guy that was selling a Star Spangled and banner (the boy wonder) card. He only wanted five bucks for it. He almost ran from the shop like he’d just ripped me off. Thing is; only a week ago one went for almost six hundred.

Get it signed and you can triple it.

But I was after something much bigger. A card that was so rare I’d only seen battered up, used, ones. Which is why, wearing latex gloves, I slipped a just out of packet Orgasma card into an acid free protector sleeve. I glanced over at the seller, a thin smile crossing my face.

I knew he would like the replica Raptorette claw. It was a good trade. The half dozen figurines he had of her in various poses on his shelf told me he liked her.

It was a shame the claw was on longer in mint condition. Being that it was covered in his blood and sticking out of his chest and all. 

Picking up a brush I dipped it in the red stuff and started to write on the wall.

Orgasma, noon next Monday the corner of nineteenth and Wayne. Come alone.

Well, I needed to get the card signed didn’t I?